would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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