I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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