Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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