is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
