So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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