You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Randomize
