Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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