And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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