The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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