Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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