My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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