do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
And then he peed in my hair
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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