Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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