I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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