so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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