Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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