Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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