Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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