He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
