Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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