Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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