Buhtt sex?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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