If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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