Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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