Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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