In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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