We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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