The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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