I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
