We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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