your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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