Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
In other news, I just burned my penis
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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