i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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