Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
