come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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