It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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