Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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