whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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