This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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