My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Is her dick bigger than yours?
How does one acquire holy water?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
