How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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