I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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