so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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