haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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