I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
The feeling are messing with the penis
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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