google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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