wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
