i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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