I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
