Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
is it fun? or sober?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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