Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
No subtext here. People are naked.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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