Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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