Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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